


It will just cause my doctor to up my prescription again. I can’t be the only person that wants a Rubik’s Cube figure, can I? This manages to be creepier than the dude with the carface. I could even see it as one of those Mystery minis along with other forgotten, ignored or lambasted cartoon properties. Yeah, that’s a completely different matter. So that is a dream that has already died before getting voiced. And nobody wants to hear the complaints about how his passenger side door isn’t sculpted right, or that his chassis isn’t articulated correctly. There’s really no way to have a kid realistically turn into a car in action figure form without it being the lousiest action figure ever. Let’s be realistic: I’m never going to get a Turbo-Teen action figure. There is nothing about any of this that isn’t creepy. I can’t even look at the fronts of cars because of that. Yeah, I know, that is the creepiest thing ever. Maybe one version with just the tire hands, or maybe one with tire hands and his face all stretched out in that TREMENDOUSLY CREEPY just about to transform mode. You could even squeeze out a few versions. He’s a little tired.īut If you think about it, a Pop Vinyl of Turbo-Teen would be pretty frickin’ nifty. I’m an ’80s kid and I’ve never seen Goonies, so I can pretty much never attend any of the reunions, and my membership button self-destructed years ago. We all live with varying amounts of shame in our lives. I know, I know you can’t believe you haven’t made it either.

Nobody seem interested in making a kick-butt Roger Rabbit toy line, even though some genius brought up the idea before. And it would fit in my personal criteria for “things that aren’t getting action figures but that I want a representation of on my shelf, because I dug it, this is a long sentence, work with me.” That’s why I’ve got Roger Rabbit’s vinyl, after all. It would fit under several different criteria you’ve got going on there. There’s a certain Pop! Vinyl that I’d kill to see. It’s that variety thing I want to talk to you about. I’m probably not going to be acquiring a huge collection of them, but I like getting these awesome little representations of things I dig. I’ve been digging your various products, and I’ve found that I really really enjoy getting some of those Pop! Vinyl things you’ve got going on.
